To: faqsnlojiks who wrote (20025 ) 3/17/1999 8:25:00 AM From: faqsnlojiks Respond to of 20981
>A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is >on the Second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the >green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, >Ribbit 9 Iron." The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. >Again, he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron." He looks at the frog and decides >to prove the frog wrong, puts the club away, and grabs a 9 iron. >Boom! He hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked. He says >to the frog, "Wow that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh? >The frog replies, "Ribbit Lucky frog." > >The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole. "What >do you think frog?," the man asks. "Ribbit 3 wood." The guy >takes out a 3 wood and, Boom! Hole in one. The man is befuddled >and doesn't know what to say. By the end of the day, the man >golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks the frog, "OK where >to next?" The frog replies, "Ribbit Las Vegas." They go to Las >Vegas and the guy says, "OK frog, now at?" The frog says, "Ribbit >Roulette." Upon approaching the roulette table, the man asks, >"What do you think I should bet?" The frog replies, "Ribbit 3000, >black 6." Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf >game, the man figures what the heck. Boom! Tons of cash >comes sliding back across the table. The man takes his winnings >and buys the best room in the hotel. He sits the frog down and >says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you. You've won me all this >money and I am grateful". The frog replies, "Ribbit Kiss Me." He >figures why not, since after all the frog did for him, he deserves it. >With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous 15-year-old girl. "And >that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room. So help me >God or my name is not William Jefferson Clinton." >