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To: Henry Volquardsen who wrote (8933)3/12/1999 11:19:00 AM
From: pavlov 1  Respond to of 62562
 
Tell me a joke, please.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> OK...I'll tell you one then. John and Mike come back from around of golf to find their wives playing Canasta at the kitchen table. Seeing mixed feelings coming from their husbands the wives ask "How wwas your game?" Mike says "It was lousy, I played a great game but kept on losing my markers." John pipes up and says "Mine was incredible. Not only did I shoot well but I kept on finding money."



To: Henry Volquardsen who wrote (8933)3/12/1999 11:19:00 AM
From: SIer formerly known as Joe B.  Read Replies (5) | Respond to of 62562
 

Try this and you will be amazed!
Don't look ahead!

Just do it step by step SLOWLY.

DO NOT SKIP AHEAD. Read this message
ONE LINE AT A TIME and just do what it
says. You will be glad you did.


1) pick a number from 1-9






2) subtract 5



3) multiply by 3





4) square the number (multiply by the same number-
not a square root)







5) add the digits until you get only one digit
(ie= 64= 6+4 10= 1+0 )





6) if the number is less than 5, add five
Otherwise, subtract 4






7) multiply by 2




8) subtract 6







9) map the digit to a letter in the alphabet

(1= A, 2 = B, 3= C, etc.)







10) pick a name of a country that begins with
that letter








11) take the second letter in the country's name
and think of a mammal that begins with that letter









12) think of the color of that mammal




(keep scrolling)




DO NOT SCROLL DOWN UNTIL YOU HAVE DONE ALL
OF THE ABOVE

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Here it comes, NO CHEATING or you'll be sorry







You have a gray elephant from Denmark!
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Have a great weekend!


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