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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Mel Fox who wrote (8954)	3/13/1999 4:18:00 PM
From: John Messbauer	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

A buxom blonde gal, walked into her doctor's office with a hole in her hand. The doctor told her that he must report all gunshot wounds and asked her to explain the circumstances. She said, "Well, to be honest with you, I was trying to commit suicide and first stuck the gun in my mouth. But then, I suddenly remembered that I just had all that bridge work done and I didn't want to ruin it! So I pointed the gun between my eyes and then remembered that I had a nose job done not too long ago and I didn't want to ruin it! Then, I pointed my gun at my heart and then remembered that I had these boobs done recently and I didn't want to ruin them! So then, I stuck the gun in my ear and thought, wait a minute, this is going to be really loud. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Q: What's the difference between Ted Kennedy and the Iraqi military? A: Ted Kennedy has a confirmed kill. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ You think your high school was tough? My high school was so tough that when the teacher asked what comes at the end of a sentence, three guys answered, "You appeal." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ A woman came up to me yesterday and told me my cigarette smoke was bothering her. "Big deal," I told her, "it's killing me!"