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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Zencone who wrote (8956)	3/13/1999 5:24:00 PM
From: Pat W.	Respond to of 62549

"Doc, I think my son has VD," a patient told his urologist on the phone. "The only woman he's screwed is our maid." "Ok, don't be hard on him. He's just a kid," the medic soothed. "Get him in here right away and I'll take care of him." "But, Doc. I've been screwing the maid too and I've got the same symptoms he has." Said the man. "Then you come in with him and I'll fix you both up." Replied the Doc. "Well," the man admitted, " I think my wife has it too." "Son of a bitch!" the physician roared. "That means we've all got it!"