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To: Neenny who wrote (8958)	3/14/1999 8:29:00 AM
From: Edwarda	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Men are like....... Men are like.....Placemats. They only show up when there's food on the table. Men are like.....Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion. Men are like.....Bike helmets. Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly. Men are like.....Government bonds. They take SO long to mature. Men are like.....Copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that's about it. Men are like.....Lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright. Men are like.....Bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest. Men are like.....High heels. They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it. -

To: Neenny who wrote (8958)	3/27/1999 11:28:00 AM
From: chirodoc	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

johnny and susie wanted to get married so johnny went to susie's dad and proposed the idea dad said that because they were only six years old, it was a little too early.johnny said, "because susie's room is bigger than mine, we could both live there." dad said, with chagrin, "but where will you get money to live on." johnny, said, "susie gets $8 per week for her allowance an i get $6, that should be enough without rent as a worry." quite taken aback by the thought of this six year old, dad said, "well, what will you do if there are little ones?" johnny said, "well we have been lucky so far!"