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To: Peter S. Maroulis who wrote (1742)	3/15/1999 8:58:00 PM
From: John Messbauer	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 2733

A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked: "Will you buy booze?" The bum said: "No." The man asked "Will you gamble it away?" The bum said: "No." Then the man asked: "Will you come home with me, so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn't drink or gamble?" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds. His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you." The frog is thrilled, "This is great! "Will I meet her at a party?" he croaks. "No," says the psychic, "in biology class."