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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: The Philosopher who wrote (8973)	3/15/1999 12:12:00 PM
From: Edwarda	Read Replies (4) \| Respond to of 62569

I am not picky. I am persnickety. A bit of laughter: > A glossary of Medical Terms, and alternate meanings. > --------------------------------------------- > Benign................What you be after you be eight. > Artery................The study of paintings. > Bacteria..............Back door to cafeteria. > Barium................What doctors do when patients die. > Caesarian Section.....A neighborhood in Rome. > Cat Scan..............Searching for kitty. > Cauterize.............Made eye contact with her. > Colic.................A sheep dog. > Coma..................A punctuation mark. > D & C.................Where Washington is. > Dilate................To live long. > Enema.................Not a friend. > Fester................Quicker than someone else. > Fibula................A small lie. > Genital...............Non-Jewish person. > G.I. Series...........World Series of military baseball. > Hangnail..............What you hang your coat on. > Impotent..............Distinguished, well known. > Labor Pain............Getting hurt at work. > Medical Staff.........A Doctor's cane. > Morbid................A higher offer than I bid. > Nitrates..............Cheaper than day rates. > Node..................Was aware of > Outpatient.... .......A person who has fainted. > Pap Smear..... .......A fatherhood test. > Pelvis................Second cousin to Elvis. > Post Operative........A letter carrier. > Recovery Room.........Place to do upholstery. > Rectum................Darn near killed him. > Secretion.............Hiding something. > Seizure...............Roman emperor. > Tablet................A small table. > Terminal Illness......Getting sick at the Bus Station > Tumor.................More than one. > Urine.................Opposite of you're out. > Varicose..............Near by/close by. > Vein..................Conceited.