To: barbara sperino who wrote (29148 ) 3/16/1999 9:05:00 PM From: Douglas G Prettyman Respond to of 43774
*******OT******* Cute Joke A radio station pays money for the most embarrassing stories . Here is one of the winners. I was due later that week for an appointment with the gynecologist when early one morning I received a call from his office: I had been rescheduled for early that morning at 9:30am. I had just packed every one off to work and school and it was around 8:45 already. The trip to his office usually took about 35 minutes so I didn't have any time to spare . As most women do, I'm sure, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So I rushed upstairs, threw off my dressing gown, wet the wash cloth and gave myself a wash in " that area" in front of the sink, taking extra care to make sure I was presentable. I threw the wash cloth in the clothes basket donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment. I was in the waiting room only a few minutes when he called me in. Knowing the procedure, as I am sure all women do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended I was in Hawaii or some other place a million miles away from here. I was a little surprised when he said:"my ... we have taken a little extra effort this morning haven't we", but I did not respond. The appointment over, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day went normal, some shopping , cleaning and the evening meal, etc. At 8:30 that evening my 14 y/o daughter was getting ready for a school dance, when she called down from the bath room " mom where is my wash cloth ?" I called back for her to get another from the cabinet. She called back, " no- I need the one that was here by the sink. It had all my glitter and sparkles in it." Doug