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To: Graham C. who wrote (9002)3/17/1999 3:55:00 PM
From: Edwarda  Respond to of 62562
 
Very humorous, if a bit esoteric.

Laughed myself silly.

Thanks!



To: Graham C. who wrote (9002)3/24/1999 5:02:00 AM
From: Graham C.  Respond to of 62562
 
One for the Brits - Rod Hull ( in poor taste )

[ Background for non-UK readers ...

Rod Hull died last week. He was a stage & TV entertainer in the
UK for 30+ years. He was a quiet, even shy, man, but his act
was a large emu puppet which he wore with a false 'arm' in his
jacket, using his real arm as the neck & head of "Emu". In guise
of Emu, he wreaked complete havoc on the illustrious and famous,
famously reducing the UK's top chat show to complete anarchy.

Rod Hull died after falling from the roof of his house, where he
was attempting to adjust his TV aerial during the Manchester United
vs. Inter Milan soccer match last week.

]

What have Rod Hull and the European Commission got in common ?
Neither have a hand in EMU anymore.

Why doesn't Emu need Viagra ?
Because now his Rod is permanently stiff.

What does Rod Hull do his washing with ?
Aerial and Bounce.

Did you hear about Rod Hull's funeral ?
The reception was awful.

What have Rod Hull and Emu got in common ?
Neither of them can fly.

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