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To: Miguel M. de la O who wrote (9007)	3/18/1999 12:44:00 AM
From: Mel Fox	Respond to of 62562

A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat." The man groaned but didn't budge. The usher became impatient. "Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the manager." Again, the man just groaned, which infuriated the usher who turned and marched briskly back up the aisle in search of his manager. In a few moments, both the usher and the manager returned and stood over the man. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move him, but with no success. Finally, they summoned the police. The cop surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All right buddy, what's your name?" "Sam," the man moaned. "Where ya from, Sam?" With pain in his voice Sam replied ... ... ... "the balcony." ______________________________________________________________

To: Miguel M. de la O who wrote (9007)	3/18/1999 6:41:00 PM
From: Slugger	Respond to of 62562

He's right. EOM

To: Miguel M. de la O who wrote (9007)	3/18/1999 10:05:00 PM
From: Sidney Reilly	Respond to of 62562

A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively >> >mischievous. The two were always getting into trouble and their >> >parents could be assured that if any mischief occurred in their town >> >their two young sons were in some way involved. The parents were at >> >their wit's end as to what to do about their sons' behavior. >> > >> > The mother had heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in >> >disciplining children in the past, so she asked her husband if he >> >thought they should send the boys to speak with the clergyman. The >> >husband said, "We might as well. We need to do something before I >> >really lose my temper!" >> > >> >The clergyman agreed to speak with the boys, but asked to see them >> > individually. >> > >> >The 8-year-old went to meet with him first. The clergyman sat the boy >> >down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?" The boy made no response, so >> the >> >clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?" >> >Again the boy made no attempt to answer. >> >So the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in >> >the boy's face, "WHERE IS GOD?" >> > >> >At that the boy bolted from the room and ran directly home, slamming >> >himself in the closet. His older brother followed him into the closet >> >and asked what had happened. The younger brother replied, "We are in >> >BIG trouble this time. God is missing and they think we did it." >>