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To: Barney who wrote (1806)	3/21/1999 5:09:00 PM
From: Monty Lenard	Respond to of 2733

> Sometimes it DOES take a Rocket Scientist.... > > Scientists at NASA have developed a gun built specifically to launch > dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the > space shuttle, all traveling at maximum velocity. The idea is to > simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test > the strength of the windshields. British engineers heard about the gun > and were eager to test it on the windshield of their new high speed > trains. Arrangements were made to borrow the gun. But when the gun was > fired, the engineers stood shocked as the chicken hurtled out of the > barrel, crashed into the shatter proof shield, smashed into smithereens, > crashed through the control console, snapped the engineer's backrest in > two, and embedded itself in the back wall of the cabin. > Horrified, the British sent NASA the disastrous results of the > experiment, along with the designs of the windshield, and begged the > U.S. scientists for suggestions. > > NASA's response was just one sentence: "Thaw the chicken."