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To: mik mah who wrote (29672)	3/23/1999 3:33:00 PM
From: ISOMAN	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 43774

Correct. 684 are the total outstanding.

To: mik mah who wrote (29672)	3/23/1999 4:07:00 PM
From: ISOMAN	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 43774

> HOW TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY AND DRIVE OTHER PEOPLE INSANE AROUND THE OFFICE... > > 1. Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice) > > 2. Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. > Always wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially > effective if your boss is the opposite gender.) > > 3. Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them what you're > doing. For example: 'If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom.' > > 4. While sitting at your desk, soak your fingers in Palmolive. > > 5. Put mosquito netting around your cubicle. > > 6. Insist that your e-mail address be xenawarriorprincess@<your > company name>.com > > 7. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want > fries with that. > > 8. Suggest that the Coke machine be filled with beer. > > 9. Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized > chair dancing. > > 10. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it 'IN'. > > 11. Determine how many cups of coffee is 'too many'. > > 12. Develop an unnatural fear of staplers. > > 13. For a relaxing break, get away from it all in the fish tank with a > mask and snorkel. If no one notices, ditch the snorkel and see how many > fish you can catch in your mouth. > > 14. Send e-mail messages that advertise free pizza, doughnuts, etc., in > the breakroom. When people complain that there was nothing there, lean > back, rub your stomach, and say, "You've got to be faster than that." > > 15. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten > over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. > > 17. When driving colleagues around, insist on keeping your car's > windshield wipers running during all weather conditions to keep 'em > tuned up. > > 18. Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what you think." > > 19. Practice making fax and modem noises. > > 20. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers, then cc them > to > your boss. > > 21. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy". > > 22. Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights > up > the entire working area. Insist to others that you like it that way. > > 23. Dont use any punctuation > > 24. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. > > 25.Ask people what sex they are. > > 26. At lunch time, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at > passing > cars to see if they slow down. > > 27. Holler random numbers while someone is counting. > > 28. TYPE ONLY IN UPPERCASE. > > 29. type only in lowercase. > > 30. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party > because you're not in the mood. >