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To: Peter S. Maroulis who wrote (9051)	3/25/1999 6:18:00 PM
From: Peter S. Maroulis	Respond to of 62549

The Penis Poem My nookie days are over My pilot light is out What used to be my sex appeal Is now my water spout Time was when, on its own accord From my trousers it would spring But now I've got a full-time job To find the blasted thing It used to be embarrassing The way it would behave For every single morning It would stand and watch me shave Now as old age approaches It sure gives me the blues To see it hang its little head And watch me tie my shoes ! ! !

To: Peter S. Maroulis who wrote (9051)	3/25/1999 6:20:00 PM
From: Peter S. Maroulis	Respond to of 62549

Horses in today's race are: 1. Passionate Lady 6. Clean Sheets 2. Bare Belly 7. Thighs 3. Silk Panties 8. Big Johnson 4. Conscience 9. Heavy Bosom 5. Jockey Shorts 10. Merry Cherry They're off!! Conscience is left behind at the post. Jockey Shorts and Silk Panties are off in a hurry. Heavy Bosom is being pressured. Passionate Lady is caught between Thighs and Big Johnson is in a tight spot. At the halfway mark...it's Bare Belly on top. Thighs open up and Big Johnson is pressed in. Heavy Bosom is being pushed hard against Clean Sheets. Passionate Lady and Thighs are working hard on Bare Belly. Merry Cherry is under terrific pressure from Big Johnson. And down the stretch....Merry Cherry cracks under the strain. Big Johnson is making a final drive. Passionate Lady is coming hard. At the finish it is Big Johnson giving all he's got and Passionate Lady takes all Big Johnson has to offer. It looks like a dead heat but Big Johnson squirts and wins by a head. Heavy Bosom weakens and Thighs pull-up. Clean Sheets never had a chance.....