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To: Karin who wrote (1850)3/27/1999 10:23:00 PM
From: Karin  Read Replies (9) | Respond to of 2733
 
Once upon a time there was a nonconforming sparrow who decided not to fly south for the winter. However, soon the weather turned so cold that he reluctantly started to fly south. In a short time ice began to form on his wings and he fell to earth in a barnyard, almost frozen. A cow passed by and crapped on the little sparrow. The sparrow thought it was the end. But the manure warmed him and defrosted his wings.
Warm and happy, able to breathe, he started to sing.

Just then a large cat came by and, hearing the chirping, investigated the sounds. The cat cleared away the manure, found the chirping bird, and promptly ate him.

THE MORAL OF THE STORY
1) Everyone who shits on you is not necessarily your enemy.
2) Everyone who gets you out of the shit is not necessarily your friend.
3) And if you're warm and happy in a pile of shit, keep your mouth shut.



To: Karin who wrote (1850)3/27/1999 10:50:00 PM
From: Karin  Respond to of 2733
 
Maria is a devoted, religious girl. She gets married
and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She
remarries two weeks later, and has 22 children by her
next husband. Then he dies. A while later, she dies.

At the funeral, the priest looks skyward and says, "At
least they're finally together."

A guy sitting in the front row says, "Excuse me father,
but you do mean her and her FIRST husband, or her and
her SECOND husband?"

The priest says, "I mean her legs."
Karin


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