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To: Scrapps who wrote (18530)	3/30/1999 8:57:00 AM
From: David Lawrence	Respond to of 22053

March 30, 1999 The Top 11 Differences in the Middle Ages if Microsoft Had Existed Then 11> Chastity belts require a password rather than a key. 10> Last year's pitchfork not compatible with this year's hay. 9> Lord Gates claims he has no memory of any memo describing his intention to "wipeth my arse with the Magna Carta." 8> The "Good Plague" hoax. 7> Horses routinely stop in mid-stride, and require a boot to the rear to start again. 6> The Microsoft Rack would work, but it would be 3 times larger than it should be and never completely kill anyone. 5> Forget about William Tell; William Gates shoots Apple off the head of Steve Jobs. 4> Use of a large, clumsy broadsword instead of yet-to-be- invented scissors helps explain Lord Bill's haircut. 3> Archbishop of Canterbury gets hit in the face with a pie. 2> Stained Glass Windows MCCCXXXXV actually not released until Spring of MCCCXXXXVI. and Topfive.com's Number 1 Difference in the Middle Ages if Microsoft Had Existed Then... 1> The Y1K bug threatens to cripple high-tech industries, like stonemasonry and weaving. [ This list copyright 1999 by Chris White ] [ The Top 5 List top5@gmbweb.com topfive.com ] [ Do not forward, publish, broadcast, or use in any manner ] [ without crediting "The Top 5 List at www.topfive.com" ]