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To: John Messbauer who wrote (9109)	3/29/1999 9:45:00 PM
From: Elmer Flugum	Respond to of 62549

Millineum Definition: Moron Millionaire...a person who asked someone who knows something about technology for their stock recommendation. They were instructed to buy Cisco Systems, EMC Corp. and America Online.

To: John Messbauer who wrote (9109)	3/30/1999 5:28:00 PM
From: david james	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

His and Hers instructions for the ATM > HIS: > 1. Pull up to ATM > 2. Insert card > 3. Enter PIN and account > 4. Take cash, card and receipt > 5. Drive away > > HERS: > > 1. Pull up to ATM > 2. Back up and pull forward to get closer > 3. Shut off engine > 4. Put keys in purse > 5. Get out of car because you're too far from machine > 6. Hunt for card in purse > 7. Insert card > 8. Hunt in purse for grocery receipt with PIN written on it. > 9. Enter PIN > 10. Study instructions. > 11. Hit "cancel" > 12. Re-enter correct PIN > 13. Check balance > 14. Look for envelope > 15. Look in purse for pen > 16. Make out deposit slip > 17. Endorse checks > 18. Make deposit > 19. Study instructions > 20. Make cash withdrawal > 21. Get in car > 22. Check makeup > 23. Look for keys > 24. Start car > 25. Check makeup > 26. Start pulling away > 27. Stop > 28. Back up to machine > 29. Get out of car > 30. Take card and receipt > 31. Get back in car > 32. Put card in wallet > 33. Put receipt in checkbook > 34. Enter deposits and withdrawals in checkbook > 35. Clear area in purse for wallet and checkbook > 36. Check makeup > 37. Put car in reverse > 38. Put car in drive > 39. Drive away from machine > 40. Drive 3 miles > 41. Release parking brake