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To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (9122)	3/31/1999 10:58:00 AM
From: JakeStraw	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Geez, were you the schoolyard tattle-tale also?!

To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (9122)	3/31/1999 11:41:00 AM
From: JakeStraw	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

How about this: It's All In The Interpretation WANTS AND NEEDS (wontz and needz) n. Female: The delicate balance of emotional, physical and psychological longing one seeks to have fulfilled in a relationship. Male: Food, sex and beer. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car's hood. Male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra. GLASS CEILING (glas see-ling) n. Female: The invisible barrier that stops women from rising to the upper levels in business. Male: What would really be great at work since that hot babe took over the office one flight up. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to an other. Male: Playing ball without a cup. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the guys. BUTT (but) n. Female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes "look bigger." Male: The organ of mooning (and flatulence). COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n. Female: A desire to get married and raise a family. Male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. Female: A good movie, concert, play or book. Male: Anything with one ball, two folds, or three stooges. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female: An embarrassing byproduct of digestion. Male: An endless source of entertainment, self-expression and male bonding. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. Female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. Male: What men have to call "bonking" to get women to bonk. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. Female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another. Male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every 2 minutes. TASTE (tayst) v. Female: Something you do frequently to whatever you're cooking, to make sure it's good. Male: Something you must do to anything you think has Gone Seriously Bad, prior to tossing it out.