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To: The Philosopher who wrote (9130)	3/31/1999 12:16:00 PM
From: Arthur Radley	Respond to of 62549

A Love Story - > > > >A young man had seriously dated three girls and was finally faced with > >the dilemma of which one to marry. As a test, he gave each of them a > >thousand dollars. The first girl went for a complete hair and face > >makeover, new clothes, and new shoes. She returned to show off her > >new look saying, "I want to be at my most beautiful for you. Why? > >Because I love you, dear." > > > >The second girl returned with new hockey and golf equipment, a new > >stereo, VCR and a month's supply of beer saying, "I bought all these > >things for you. They're my gifts to you, because I love you so." > > > >The third girl invested the $1,000 wisely and very quickly doubled her > >original amount. She reinvested the profits which continued to > multiply > >and returned the first thousand to the young man saying, "I have taken > >your money and made it grow as an investment in our future together. > >That's how much I love you my dear." > > > >The young man was very impressed by all of their responses. He then > >gave long and careful consideration and finally married the one with > the > >biggest tits.