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To: Gordon Quickstad who wrote (1916)4/1/1999 10:38:00 PM
From: MrsNose  Respond to of 2733
 
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a
mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the
farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm
but the farmer can't be found.

So he drives the farmer's BMW back to the mud hole and ties some rope
around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his
friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking!

A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow
again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to
the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I
think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of
the hole and said, "Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up."And the
chicken did and pulled himself to safety.

The moral of the story:
If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.



To: Gordon Quickstad who wrote (1916)4/2/1999 8:54:00 PM
From: Jay  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 2733
 
A motorcycle patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting! The trooper yelled to the driver, "PULL OVER!
"NO!" the blonde yelled back, "SCARF!