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To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (9174)	4/2/1999 3:41:00 PM
From: Elmer Flugum	Respond to of 62549

A light note for Passover: A Jewish man took his Passover lunch to eat outside in the park. He sat down on a bench and began eating. Since Jews do not eat leavened bread during the eight day holiday, he was eating Matzoh, a flat crunchy unleavened bread that has many, many perforations. A little while later a blind man came by and sat down next to him. Feeling neighborly and after a conversation about what a nice day is was, the Jewish man passed a sheet of matzo to the blind man. The blind man handled the matzo for a few minutes, looked puzzled, and finally exclaimed, "Who wrote this crap?"

To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (9174)	4/3/1999 11:45:00 AM
From: Arthur Radley	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

An old crusty man enters a bank and goes to the teller window. "I want to open a damn checking account." To which the astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir; I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?" "Listen up, damn it. I said I want to open a damn checking account right now!" "I'm very sorry sir, but we do not tolerate that kind of language in this bank." So saying, the teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to tell him about her situation. They both return and the Manager asks the old geezer, "What seems to be the problem here?" "There's no frigging problem, dammit!" the man says, "I just won $50 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to open a damn checking account in this damn bank!" "I see," says the manager, "and this bitch is giving you a hard time?"