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To: Jim O'Connell who wrote (9190)	4/5/1999 2:28:00 PM
From: Greg from Edmonton	Respond to of 62549

I'll need more of those soon, as my friend is getting married this weekend. Then in June my brother is also getting hitched!

To: Jim O'Connell who wrote (9190)	4/5/1999 4:42:00 PM
From: Carole Olkowski	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62549

Jim, I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. Never forget that! Carole <ggg> you made me laugh

To: Jim O'Connell who wrote (9190)	4/6/1999 8:48:00 PM
From: John Messbauer	Respond to of 62549

So let me get this straight," the prosecutor says to the defendant, "you came home from work early and found your wife in bed with a strange man." "That's correct," says the defendant. "Upon which," continues the prosecutor, "you take out a pistol and shoot your wife, killing her." "That's correct," says the defendant. "Then my question to you is, why did you shoot your wife and not her lover?" asked the prosecutor. "It seemed easier," replied the defendant, "than shooting a different man every day!"