Silicon Investor (SI) -- The First Internet Community

STOCKTALK

We've detected that you're using an ad content blocking browser plug-in or feature. Ads provide a critical source of revenue to the continued operation of Silicon Investor. We ask that you disable ad blocking while on Silicon Investor in the best interests of our community. If you are not using an ad blocker but are still receiving this message, make sure your browser's tracking protection is set to the 'standard' level.

Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Stephen O who wrote (9194)	4/5/1999 8:18:00 PM
From: Carole Olkowski	Respond to of 62549

Lets not forget - Honey, are you busy right now?... My personal favourite :) Gets exactly the response I want. Cheers Carole

To: Stephen O who wrote (9194)	4/5/1999 9:32:00 PM
From: Tony McFadden	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

The words that scare me are Tony, where do you keep your screwdrivers? Tony

To: Stephen O who wrote (9194)	4/6/1999 12:43:00 PM
From: Stephanie M	Respond to of 62549

Steve, Everytime I start off with I have an Idea or I've been thinking my husband always says UH-OH. Thanks for the laugh Steph

To: Stephen O who wrote (9194)	4/6/1999 8:49:00 PM
From: John Messbauer	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally, they came up with a foolproof plan. They got a very authentic female moose costume and learned the mating call of a female moose. The plan was to hide in the costume, lure the bull, then come out of the costume and shoot the bull. They set themselves up on the edge of a clearing, donned their costume and began to give the moose love call. Before long, their call was answered as a bull came crashing out of the forest and into the clearing. When the bull was close enough, the guy in front said, "Okay, let's get out and get him." After a moment that seemed like an eternity, the guy in the back shouted," The zipper is stuck! What are we going to do!?" The guy in the front says, "Well, I'm going to start nibbling grass, but you'd better brace yourself."