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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: MrsNose who wrote (9198)	4/6/1999 2:00:00 AM
From: chirodoc	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

my daughter's jokes...... how do you kill a blonde? place a "scratch n' sniff" at the bottom of a swimming pool. what do you call a line of 30 rabbits moving backwards? a receding hareline.

To: MrsNose who wrote (9198)	4/6/1999 8:35:00 AM
From: WEBNATURAL	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington's ghost in the White House. "George, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?" Clinton asked. "Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," advised George. The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moved through the dark bedroom. "Tom, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?" Clinton asked. "Cut taxes and reduce the size of government," advised Tom. Clinton didn't sleep well the next night and saw another figure moving in the shadows. It was Abraham Lincoln's ghost. "Abe, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?" Clinton asked. "Go to the theater," replied Abe.