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To: Susie924 who wrote (237)	4/6/1999 10:23:00 AM
From: Zbyte	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 243

>> Stumpy Grinder and his wife Martha were from Portland, >> Maine. Every year they went to the Portland Fair, and >> every year Stumpy said " Ya know Martha, I'd like ta get >> a ride in that theah aihplane." and every year Martha >> would say "I know Stumpy, but that aihplane ride costs ten >> dollahs.... and ten dollahs is ten dollahs." So Stumpy >> says " By Jeebers Martha, I'm 71 yeahs old, if I don't go >> this time I may nevah go." Martha replies " Stumpy, that >> there aihplane ride is ten dollahs...and ten dollahs is ten >> dollahs." >> >> So the pilot overhears them and says " Folks, I'll make >> you a deal, I'll take you both up for a ride, if you can >> stay quiet for the entire ride and not say ONE word, >> I won't charge you, but just one word and it's ten dollars." >> >> They agree and up they go.... the pilot does all kinds of >> twists and turns, rolls and dives, but not a word is heard, >> he does it one more time, still nothing... so he lands. >> >> He turns to Stumpy as they come to a stop and says " By >> golly, I did everything I could think of to get you to >> holler out, but you didn't." >> >> And Stumpy replies " Well, I was gonna say something >> when Martha fell out...but ten dollahs is ten dollahs!