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To: Barney who wrote (9202)4/6/1999 11:21:00 AM
From: SIer formerly known as Joe B.  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 62549
 
IRAQI TV GUIDE

>>> MONDAYS:
>>> 8:00 - "Husseinfeld"
>>> 8:30 - "Mad About Everything"
>>> 9:00 - "Suddenly Sanctions"
>>> 9:30 - "The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show"
>>> 10:00 - "Allah McBeal"
>>> 11:00 - "60 Missiles"

>>> TUESDAYS:
>>> 8:00 - "Wheel of Fortune and Terror"
>>> 8:30 - "The Price is Right If Saddam Says It's Right"
>>> 9:00 - "Children Are Forbidden From Saying The Darndest Things"
>>> 9:30 - "Iraq's Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers"
>>> 10:00 - "Buffy The Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer"
>>> 11:00 - "Days of our Saddam"

>>> WEDNESDAYS:
>>> 8:00 - "U.S. Military Secrets Revealed"
>>> 8:30 - "When Kurds Attack"
>>> 9:00 - "Two Guys, a Girl, and a Fatwah"
>>> 9:30 - "Just Shoot Me"
>>> 10:00 - "Veilwatch"

>>> THURSDAYS:
>>> 8:00 - "Matima Loves Chachi"
>>> 8:30 - "M*U*S*T*A*C*H*E"
>>> 9:00 - "Veronica's Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses"
>>> 9:30 - "My Two Baghdads"
>>> 10:00 - "Diagnosis: Heresy"

>>> FRIDAYS:
>>> 8:00 - "Judge Saddam"
>>> 8:30 - "Movie of the Week: One Flew Over the No Fly Zone"
>>> 9:00 - "Captured Iranian Soldiers Say the Darndest Things"
>>> 9:30 - "Achmed's Creek
>>> 10:00 - "No-Witness News"

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