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To: The Rabbit who wrote (9208)4/6/1999 3:29:00 PM
From: Allen J. Tower  Respond to of 62549
 
With Mother's Day just around the corner:

A Poem To Me Mudder

When me prayers were poorly said
Who tucked me in me widdle bed
and spanked me til me ass was red?
Me Mudder

Who took me from me cozy cot
and put me on the ice cold pot
and made me pee if I could not?
Me Mudder

And when the morning light had come
and in me crib me widdled some
Who wiped me tiny little bum?
Me Mudder

Who would me hair so gently part
And hug me gently to her heart
and sometimes squeeze me til I fart?
Me Mudder

Who looked at me with eyebrows knit
and nearly threw a king sized fit
When in me Sunday pants me shit?
Me Mudder