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To: Barney who wrote (9210)	4/6/1999 3:53:00 PM
From: High Grader	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Brings back fond memories of my wife and I being thrown out of pre-natal classes. The instructor was talking about sexual relations during pregnancy. I asked my wife if we had sexual relations and when she answered yes I asked," How come they never visit then?" We were both chastised by the nurse for giggling and sent to get a glass of water. Ah the good old days.

To: Barney who wrote (9210)	4/6/1999 8:52:00 PM
From: John Messbauer	Respond to of 62549

God offered his tablet of commandments to the world. He first approached the Italians. "What commandments do you offer?" they said. He answered, "Thou shalt not murder." They answered "Sorry, we are not interested." Next he offered it to the Romanians. "What commandments do you offer?" they said. He answered, "Thou shalt not steal." They answered, "Sorry, we are not interested." Next he offered them to the French. "What commandments do you offer?" they asked. "Thou shalt not covet they neighbors wife.""Sorry we are not interested," they answered. Finally he approached the Jews. "How much?" they asked. "It's free," he answered. "We'll take ten of them!"