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To: Blue On Black who wrote (6576)4/6/1999 11:23:00 PM
From: BamaReb  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 12754
 
Slow night......

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To: Blue On Black who wrote (6576)4/7/1999 12:27:00 PM
From: Solon  Respond to of 12754
 
Hi Lee,

I think you are on the right track. I received this from Druss:

Hey, Solon!

I'll need your car here next month (and you, too). Just bring the old dodge. We can call it a limo as its just for a couple of country hicks (though one of them is a right purty little gal--a real high stepper!). I need you to chaperone them round--and make sure the gal gets back to my place later (I'll give ya directions on dumpin off the other rube).

Our arrangements will be the same: Just do as you are told, and it won't be told. After all, you know me from way back. Whether its Tucows or ten cows, your secrets are safe with me (in a relative manner of speaking).

DRUSS



To: Blue On Black who wrote (6576)4/7/1999 3:21:00 PM
From: Larry Voyles  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 12754
 
Ah ain't real smart but when Voyles was cut loose...that took some serious PULL an only Boiler Room Discount Brokerage has that kinda pull.

Cut loose? I wouldn't exactly call it freedom. Have you ever seen Druss smile? It's THE most frightening experience of my life. He smiled a HUGE smile when I signed his "Agreement for Services". My hair stood on END and my bowels froze (only to loosen a few seconds later all over Druss' expensive leather sofa, but he didn't seem to notice). I still wake up screaming with the image of that smile in my mind.

You have no IDEA what Druss charges for, ah, "influencing" federal judges, prosecutors and miscellaneous Department of Justice officials. He also made me double down on my Yahoo and Microsoft shorts. I don't know what kind of photographs or other evidence Druss has in that safe of his, but on my way out, I would have sworn I saw Janet Reno going in to give Druss a body shampoo.

At this point, I can only hope that Satan will accept the extremely generous offer I made him to take my soul, payable immediately. However, the message I received on the Ouija board was "I don't f*ck with Druss".