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To: Richard Babusek who wrote (9230)	4/8/1999 9:52:00 PM
From: emidio	Respond to of 62549

Happy days indeed! R The first episode of "Joanie Loves Chachi" was the highest rated American program in the history of Korean television. - "Chachi" is Korean for "penis". ------------------------------------------------------------------- >> THINGS YOU WOULD NEVER KNOW WITHOUT MOVIES >> >> 1. Large, loft-style apartments in New York City are well within >> the price range of most people - whether they are employed or not. >> >> 2. At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil. >> >> 6. When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your >> bedroom will still be clearly visible - just slightly bluish. >> >> 7. If you are blonde and pretty, it IS possible to become a world >> expert on nuclear fission at the age of 19. >> >> 8. Honest and hard working policemen are traditionally gunned down >> three days before their retirement. >> >> 10. During all police investigations, it will be necessary to visit >> a strip club at least once. >> >> 12. All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French >> bread. >> >> 16. Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German or Russian >> officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German >> or Russian accent will do. >> >> 17. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from every window in Paris. >> >> 19. If a large pane of glass is visible, someone WILL be thrown >> through it.. >> >> 20. If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any >> strange noises - but only in their most revealing underwear. >> >> 26. Police departments give their officers personality tests to >> make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their >> total opposite. ---------------------------------------------------------------- A little boy wanted $100.00 badly and prayed for two weeks but > > nothing happened.ÿ Then he decided to write GOD a letter requesting > > the $100. > > > > When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to GOD USA, > > they decided to send it to President Clinton.ÿ The President was so > > impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to > > send the little boy a $5.00 bill.ÿ President Clinton thought this > > would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.ÿ The little boy was > > delighted with the $5.00 and sat down to write a thank you note to > > GOD, which read > > > > Dear GOD, > > > > Thank you very much for sending the money, however, I noticed that > > for some reason you had to send it through Washington D.C. and, as > > usual, those bastards deducted $95.00.