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To: chapin who wrote (427)4/14/1999 7:30:00 PM
From: Zbyte  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 2380
 
>
>><< These two guys meet after not having seen each other for many many
>> years. First guy asks the second guy "how have things been going?"
>> The second guy speaking very s..l..o..w..l..y.. tells the first guy
>> "I w..a..s.. a..l..m..o..s..t m..a..r..r.. i..e..d.
>>
>> The first guy says in amazement "Hey; you don't stutter any more."
>>
>> The answer comes " y..e..s I w..e..n..t t..o a
>> d..o..c..t..o..r a..n..d h..e t..o..l..d m..e t..h..a..t
>> i..f I s..p..e..a..k.. s..l..o..w..l..y I w..i..l..l
>> n..o..t s..t..u..t..t..e..r."
>>
>> The first friend congratulates him and than asks again about how he
"was
>> almost married".
>>
>> "W..e..l..l m..y f..i..a..n..c..e..e a..n..d I
>> w..e..r..e s..i...t..t..i..n..g o..n h..e..r
>> p..o...r..c..h a..n..d t..h..e d..o..g w..a..s
>> s..c..r..a..t..c..h..i..n..g h..i..s b..a..c..k a..n..d I
>> t..o..l..d h..e..r t..h..a..t w..h..e..n w..e
>> a..r..e m..a..r..r..i..e..d s..h..e c..a..n d..o
>> t..h..a..t f..o..r m..e a..n..d s..h..e t..h..r..e..w
>> t..h..e r..i..n..g i..n m..y f..a..c..e.."
>>
>> "Why should she throw the ring in your face for that" asks the first
>> friend
>>
>> " W..e..l..l I s..p..e..a..k s..o s..l..o..w..l..y,
>> t..h..a..t b..y t..h..e t..i..m..e s..h..e
>> l..o..o..k..e..d.. a..t t..h..e d..o..g. h..e
>> w..a..s l..i..c..k..i..n..g h..i..s 8..a..l..l..s"