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To: The Philosopher who wrote (9289)	4/15/1999 5:19:00 PM
From: The Rabbit	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62562

What happens when you give Viagra to a lawyer? He gets taller.

To: The Philosopher who wrote (9289)	4/15/1999 5:20:00 PM
From: The Rabbit	Respond to of 62562

What does a lawyer use for Birth Control? His personality.

To: The Philosopher who wrote (9289)	4/15/1999 6:44:00 PM
From: Mr. Rhino	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62562

Women's Ages: 1. Between the ages of 13 and 18, she is like Africa... virgin and unexplored. 2. Between the ages of 19 and 35, she is like Asia... hot and exotic. 3. Between the ages of 36 and 45, she is like America... fully explored, breathtakingly beautiful, and free with her resources. 4. Between the ages of 46 and 58, she is like Europe... exhausted, but still has many points of interest. 5. After 58 she is like Australia... everybody knows it's down there but who gives a damn. Men's Ages: 1. Between the ages of 18 and 32...Tri-weekly. 2. Between the ages of 32 and 50...Try, weekly. 3. Over 50...Try, weakly. Mr. Rhino