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To: The Philosopher who wrote (9294)	4/15/1999 6:15:00 PM
From: E	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62562

This just came in my email. I think it's funny. If it's already showed up here, sorry. Unexpected Utterances A group of young businessmen were chatting at the bar, and one decides to share his recent embarrassment with the others. He tells them that he was booking a plane ticket to Pittsburgh, but he was so preoccupied with the beautiful breasts of the girl at the counter that instead of saying "I'd like a ticket to Pittsburgh," he said, "I'd like a picket to Titsburg" An older guy nearby hears the story and says, "You know, I had a similar experience with my wife this morning. We were sitting at the breakfast table, and I meant to say, "Darling, could you please pass the butter" ... but what came out was, "You bitch, you're ruining my fucking life."