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To: Sailor who wrote (9366)	4/22/1999 10:19:00 PM
From: Arthur Radley	Respond to of 62558

Sailor, Actually that is probably a true story knowing some of my friends. Actually my older brother is the hunter/fisherman in our family and when he was in high school his best buddy was the game warden's son. Each morning at breakfast the son would ask his dad where he would be working that day in the county. When his dad would tell him, he and my brother would head in the other direction that day.

To: Sailor who wrote (9366)	4/23/1999 8:43:00 AM
From: Arthur Radley	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

fter a few years of married life, >>> >>a man finds that he is unable to perform. >>> >> He goes to his doctor, and his doctor tries a few things >>> >>but nothing works. >>> >> Eventually, the doctor says to him "This is all in your mind." >>> >>and refers him to a psychiatrist. >>> >> >>> >> No good. The shrink finally gives up and says, >>> >>"I am at a loss as to how you could possibly be cured." >>> >>The psychiatrist refers him to a witch doctor. >>> >> >>> >> The witch doctor says, "I can cure this." >>> >>He throws some powder on a flame, >>> >> and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke. >>> >>The witch doctor says, >>> >> "This is powerful healing, but you can only use it once a year! >>> >>All you have to do is say '123' >>> >>and it shall rise to stay up for as long as you wish!" >>> >> >>> >> The guy then asks the witch doctor, >>> >>"What happens when it's over?" >>> >>The witch doctor says, >>> >>"You or your partner must just say '1234' and it will go down. >>> >>But be warned: It will not work again for a year!" >>> >> >>> >> The guy goes home and that night he is ready >>> >>to surprise his wife with the good news. >>> >>So, he is lying in bed with her and says "123", >>> >>and suddenly he gets an erection. >>> >> >>> >> His wife turns over and says, >>> >>"What did you say '123' for?" >>