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To: Boyd Zander who wrote (516)4/23/1999 1:24:00 AM
From: Susie924  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 2380
 
>> >THE BRAIN:
>> >
>> >The patient's family gathered to hear what the
>> >specialists had to say.
>> >"Things don't look good. The only chance is a brain transplant. This is
>> >an experimental procedure. It might work, but the bad news is that
brains
>> >are very expensive, and you will have to pay the costs yourselves."
>> >
>> >"Well, how much does a brain cost?" asked the relatives.
>> >
>> >"For a male brain, $500,000. For a female brain,$200,000."
>> >
>> >Some of the younger male relatives tried to look shocked, but all the
men
>> >nodded because they thought they understood. A few actually smirked. But
>> >the patient's daughter was unsatisfied and asked, "Why the difference in
>> >price between male brains and female brains?"
>> >
>> >"A standard pricing practice," said the head of the team. "Women's
>> >brains
>> >have to be marked down because they have actually been used."
>> >