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To: Barney who wrote (2008)4/25/1999 5:07:00 PM
From: EddieMacG  Respond to of 2733
 
I'm reminded of two real life Washington experiences back in the '50's.......1/ A document comes from Washington to the 7th Fleet in Korea, saying " this document ,AFS 103b, replaces JNF 103b, which was neither printed nor distributed" ?????!!!!!!!.......2/ a senior GS 12 in my goverment department was asked why was she speeding at 75mph down the BW Parkway last evening? She replied:" I had left my glasses at home and, since I couldn't see very well, I was racing home before I had an accident!"



To: Barney who wrote (2008)4/25/1999 8:07:00 PM
From: John Messbauer  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 2733
 
The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" I said, "Dust!"
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Just think, if it weren't for marriage,
men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
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The bumper sticker read: "I lost 250 pounds in one day, I divorced her.