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To: Ish who wrote (23241)4/26/1999 10:25:00 PM
From: Ilaine  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 71178
 
>>>>>It was stolen and now is in our kennel<<<<<

Why do I think there is a story there somewhere?

>>>>>lab/pit bull cross<<<<<

Instead of eating you, it will lick you to death?

>>>>>Next thing I knew the critter was licking my face<<<<<

See?

>>>>>I believe the command Heel is the most important.<<<<<

What about Stop That This Second? or Get Your Nose Out of There.



To: Ish who wrote (23241)4/26/1999 10:27:00 PM
From: Rick Julian  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 71178
 
"Heel" is the most important.

After I got the Oops to stop pissin on my Persian runner, chewing up my books, my leather sofa, and eating guests' eyeglasses, I was more than happy to see those little so-n-sos get one single solitary command they could hold onto after a week of too expensive training:"Heel"

I walk down the sidewalk with my loyal beasts at my side. . . people look and comment to themselves, "My that man has control of his animals--look at them heel, see how they walk in lock step at his heels--there's a man in control of his pets (and his destiny)-- there's's a man who's going some where.

I raise my chine, smile glistening in the sun, and laugh.

Idiots.



To: Ish who wrote (23241)4/26/1999 11:12:00 PM
From: BlueCrab  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 71178
 
>>I believe the command Heel is the most important.<<

I would have agreed with you until four hours ago. Now I believe the most important command is "Gimme my *%&@(>@ WRIST, you <)?!*%$!!!!"



To: Ish who wrote (23241)4/26/1999 11:50:00 PM
From: nihil  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 71178
 
No, "Down" is the most important. They hate it. When your dog is perfect on Down -- running loose -- you have a dog you can live with and won't get run over or shot.