To: Y-fall who wrote (35023 ) 4/29/1999 12:32:00 AM From: ISOMAN Read Replies (5) | Respond to of 43774
I love this place.... Been here almost a year.... And my decision is final, unless SI BOB disagrees, then my decision is semi final, however if others disagree, then I only think my answer is final. In the end, nothing is final, except where we will all lie in 100 years or less. Have some fun folks. Life is for living. Now, on to some serious stuff. You all are a bit uptight so we need to loosen everyone up. Today's experiment. I know that everyone loves twinkies. I mean who can resist them. the experiment I performed with ISOMAN junior, today was this. we had to find a way to get the cream filling out of the twinkies without disturbing the golden cake. First we tried squeezing. Effective, except, the cake was demolished. so...we ate it. next, we sliced one open with a surgical knife and ate the filling. Not bad, but the evidence of our operation was still there. OK. Next we took a straw and sucked out the cream. Pretty good. All that was there was a small telltale sign of a hole. so.... We took a cocktail straw. Those are the really tiny ones. Now. Let me tell you that it is hard on the cheeks to suck cream filling out of a twinkie through a cocktail straw, but I successfully performed the operation on 5 of them. Now, here is the best part.... we stacked them neatly (I say we, but really ISO Junior just supervised, I did all the Labour) on a plate. Then, ISO-Woman came home. We sat on the couch holding our breath. She grabbed one bit it and said "oh look this one has hardly any filling at all." She threw it away and grabbed another. Around the 3rd one, I think she grew wise to our crime, and threw the twinkie carcasses at us. My apologies for my off topic banter I think we needed a little lightening up.