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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Tony McFadden who wrote (9431)	4/29/1999 9:48:00 PM
From: Aggie	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

An old one which I'll repost: A fellow was travelling through southeast Asia and found himself in Singapore for a short stay. There, he had a liason with a beautiful prostitute, and he found later that she had left him with more than just pleasant memories: He had the "Blue Fondue." He went to a doctor in the American quarter. After a thorough examination, the doctor shook his head. "Bad news, Benson," he said. "Anitbiotics won't touch this one. I'm scheduling you for immediate surgery. We'll have to remove your penis." Benson was shocked, to say the least. He obtained a second, then third opinion, all with the same grim conclusion. Wrestling with his dilemma, he wandered the streets in a deep funk. When he regained his senses, he found himself in the old Chinese section, and ahead of him was the small shop of a traditional Chinese healer. He went in and explained his problem. The old, wizened healer examined him and began to consult ancient, dusty volumes, muttering to himself and shaking his head. Finally, he returned. "I know exactly your problem," he said. "You sleep with girl, but she very, very sick. Now you sick. Then you make big mistake, you go to American doctor. Trouble American doctor is, all they think is money, money, money." Benson brightened with hope. "What do you mean, doc?" he said. "You mean I don't need surgery? I don't have to cut my penis off?" "Forget what they say," said the healer, "Go home. No surgery, go home. Wait two, maybe three weeks. Pecker fall off all by himself."