To: David Tyree who wrote (27197 ) 5/3/1999 7:14:00 AM From: Fred Thornell Respond to of 44908
About marriage [going through a divorce] either TSIG or her. Subj: Re: JOKE Off Topic....Subject: Facts Of Marriage... > In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man has rested.> > My wife and I are inseparable. In fact, last week it took four state troopers and a dog.>> > Why do men die before their wives? They want to.> > A beggar walked up to a well dressed woman shopping on Rodeo drive and said "I haven't eaten anything in four days." She Looked at him and said,"God, I wish I had your willpower.> > Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two Mothers-in-law.> > Young son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in every country, son.> > A man inserted an 'ad's classified: "wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have Mine".> > The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.> > First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."> > How do most men define marriage? An expensive way to get the laundry done for free.> > Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through lifethinking they had no faults.> > If you want your wife to listen and pay undivided attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.> > Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late.> > A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still Paying."> > The bumper sticker read: I lost 250 pounds in one day, I divorced her.> > >> >>>