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To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (9475)	5/3/1999 11:10:00 PM
From: Edwarda	Respond to of 62549

I am blonde and thought I had every one for my treasure trove, but this is a new one! Thanks and laughing.

To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (9475)	5/5/1999 9:42:00 AM
From: JakeStraw	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

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