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To: Elmer Flugum who wrote (9507)	5/6/1999 11:43:00 AM
From: SIer formerly known as Joe B.	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

> >>1. First of all, pick the number of days a week that you would > >>like to eat out (food you perverts). > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >>2. Multiply this number by 2. > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >>3. Add 5. > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >>4. Multiply it by 50. > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >>5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1749. > >> > >> If you haven't, add 1748. > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >>6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born. > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >>SEE BELOW > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >>You should now have a three digit number: > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >>The first digit of this was your original number > >>(i.e. how many times you want to go out each week). > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >>The second two digits are your age. > >> > >> > >> > >>This is the only year (1999) it will ever work, > >>so spread the fun around while it lasts >

To: Elmer Flugum who wrote (9507)	5/6/1999 3:04:00 PM
From: SIer formerly known as Joe B.	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

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