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To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (9531)	5/7/1999 2:11:00 PM
From: Tomato	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Subject: Hallmark Rejects >>> >>> Rejected Hallmark Cards >>> 1. So your daughter's a hooker, >>> and it spoiled your day... >>> Look at the bright side, >>> she's a really good lay. >>> >>> 2. My tire was thumping.... >>> I thought it was flat.... >>> when I looked at the tire.... >>> I noticed your cat... Sorry >>> >>> 3. You had your bladder removed >>> and you're on the mends.... >>> here's a bouquet of flowers >>> and a box of Depends. >>> >>> 4. You've announced that you're gay, >>> won't that be a laugh, >>> when they find out you're one >>> of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. >>> >>> 5. Happy Vasectomy! >>> Hope you feel zippy! >>> 'Cause when I had mine >>> I got real snippy. >>> >>> 6. Heard your wife left you... >>> How upset you must be... >>> But don't fret about it .... >>> She moved in with me >>> >>> 7. Your computer is dead... >>> it was once so great >>> Don't you regret installing >>> Windows 98? >>> >>> 8. You totaled your car... >>> and can't remember why... >>> could it have been... >>> that case of Bud Dry?