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To: ISOMAN who wrote (35660)	5/10/1999 1:52:00 AM
From: investor1	Respond to of 43774

*OT* To all, Mothers day funnies! "If you want your children to listen to you, try talking softly to someone else." - Unknown ~~~ What Moms REALLY want for Mother's Day ~~~ 10) To be able to eat a whole candy bar by herself, and drink glass of Coke without any "floaters" 9) To have my 14 year old answer a question without rolling her eyes in that "Why is this person my mother?" way. 8) Five pounds of chocolate that won't add twenty. 7) A shower, without a child peeking through the curtain with a "Hiya, Mom" just as I put razor to my ankle. 6) A full-time cleaning person, who looks like Brad Pitt. 5) For my teenager to announce, "Hey, Mom! I got a full scholarship and a job all in the same day!" 4) A grocery store that doesn't have candy/gum/cheap toys displayed at the checkout line. 3) To have a family meal without a discussion about bodily secretions. 2) To be able to sit down on a plane with my toddlers and not have some pencil-neck-yuppie moan, "Ohhh, nooo! Why me?" 1) Four words: Fisher Price Play Prison. - As told by laughalot-owner@laughalot.com - Original Source Unknown Send new family jokes to: family@laughalot.com Thanks to Laugh-A-Lot! member Gloriamarie for today's joke!