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To: Rich Dee who wrote (9560)	5/11/1999 9:58:00 AM
From: Frederick Meacoe	Respond to of 62549

A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in hospital. "How are you grandpa? he asks. "Feeling fine," says the old man. "What's the food like?" "Terrific, wonderful menus." "And the nursing?" "Just couldn't be better. These young nurses really take care of you." "What about sleeping? Do you sleep OK?" "No problem at all nine hours solid every night. At 10 o'clock they bring me a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra tablet ... and that's it. I go out like a light." The grandson is puzzled and a little alarmed by this, so rushes off to question the Sister in charge. "What are you people doing," he says, "I'm told you're giving an 85-year-old Viagra on a daily basis. Surely that can't be true?" "Oh, yes," replies the Sister. "Every night at 10 o'clock we give him a cup of chocolate and a Viagra tablet. It works wonderfully well. The chocolate makes him sleep, and the Viagra stops him from rolling out of bed."

To: Rich Dee who wrote (9560)	5/11/1999 11:46:00 AM
From: SIer formerly known as Joe B.	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Couple Dies After Having Sex In Hearse Tuesday May 11 10:29 AM ET dailynews.yahoo.com MEXICO CITY (Reuters) - A young Mexican couple sneaked into a back of a hearse to have sex but died from carbon monoxide poisoning while sleeping off their tryst because they left the motor running in order to have air conditioning, authorities said Monday. The deaths occurred in the provincial state capital Campeche, about 550 miles east of Mexico City on the Gulf of Mexico, the state-owned news agency Notimex reported, citing Campeche state prosecutors. Jose Agustin Noh, 23, an employee of the Perez Diaz funeral home in Campeche, and Ana Maria Camara Suarez, of unknown age, met in the hearse parked in a warehouse Saturday. Their bodies were found by a funeral home employee a day later, Notimex said, after the woman's mother initiated a search because her daughter was missing.