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To: broken_cookie who wrote (9673)	5/14/1999 11:38:00 AM
From: Peter S.	Respond to of 62549

What's Australian for foreplay? You awake? *** An American, an Australian & a Brit are in a bar showing off. The American sculls a JD, throws the glass up in the air and shoots it with his 6-shooter. "In the US we're so rich we don't have to drink from the same gklass twice", he boasts. The Australian downs his Fosters in one gulp, throws his glass in the air, grabs the gun off the American and shoots the glass. "In Australia we have so much sand that glass is plentiful. We never have to drink from the same glass twice either." The Brit chugs his Bass (as if) in one go, grabs the gun and shoots the Australian dead. "In London we have so many damn australians that we never have to drink with the same one twice." Peter S