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To: Edwarda who wrote (9713)5/15/1999 5:29:00 PM
From: David Perfette  Respond to of 62548
 
<chuckle>



To: Edwarda who wrote (9713)5/16/1999 9:59:00 AM
From: Arthur Radley  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 62548
 
The real estate boss got a hot new secretary, and he decided to put some
moves on her. But within a few
weeks, he is feeling displeased at the way she is working, not caring,
coming to work late, and so on.
Finally, he pulls her aside, and has a little talk with her. "Listen,
baby, we may have gone to bed together
a few times, but who said you could start coming in late and slacking
off?"
The secretary's reply, "My lawyer!"



To: Edwarda who wrote (9713)5/16/1999 10:16:00 AM
From: Don Pueblo  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62548
 
A conversation between a Russian prison guard and a new convict:

"How long did you get?"

"Ten years."

"What did you do?"

"Nothing."

"Impossible! For nothing you only get five years!"