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To: Don Pueblo who wrote (9799)5/18/1999 12:42:00 AM
From: Marc Kahn  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62549
 
Why did the chicken attend the seance?

She wanted to get to the other side.



To: Don Pueblo who wrote (9799)5/18/1999 2:32:00 AM
From: Intrepid1  Respond to of 62549
 
How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the light bulb really has to want to change.

etc.



To: Don Pueblo who wrote (9799)5/18/1999 2:42:00 AM
From: Intrepid1  Respond to of 62549
 
How many proctologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But he often has to give it a good wipe before screwing it in the socket.

etc.