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To: ubet who wrote (9809)5/18/1999 12:02:00 PM
From: High Grader  Respond to of 62558
 
How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two and nobody can figure out how they get in there.



To: ubet who wrote (9809)5/18/1999 12:42:00 PM
From: The Philosopher  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62558
 
How many Amish does it take to change a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?



To: ubet who wrote (9809)5/20/1999 10:21:00 PM
From: BKS  Respond to of 62558
 
Q: How many Aggies it takes to change a light bulb?
A: 5 ! One Aggie to hold the bulb and four to rotate the Aggie holding the bulb!