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To: ubet who wrote (9812)5/18/1999 12:56:00 PM
From: Carol Putnam  Respond to of 62558
 
> Josh Goes to Disneyland
>
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> Josh had always been a big fan of Walt Disney. He
> saw every film that
> the Disney Studios put out. So it was no surprise
> when he headed to
> Disneyland looking for a job as a tour guide.
>
> And his interview went something like this:
>
> Interviewer, "So why would you like to work for us?"
>
> Josh, "I've been a big fan for many years. I reckon
> that I know as much
> about your characters as anyone. I'd make a darn
> good tour guide."
>
> Interviewer, "Tell you what. If you can answer 3
> questions, I'll give
> you the job of Head Tour Guide."
>
> Josh, "Sounds fair."
>
> Interviewer, "First Question: Who is Mickey Mouse's
> girlfriend?"
>
> Josh, "Minnie Mouse."
>
> Interviewer, "Second Question: Name our 2 most
> famous dogs."
>
> Josh, "Pluto and Goofy."
>
> Interviewer, "Very Good. Speaking of dogs, I assume
> you saw the movie
> 101 Dalmatians?"
>
> Josh, "Sure did."
>
> Interviewer, "Okay, name them."
>



To: ubet who wrote (9812)5/18/1999 12:58:00 PM
From: Carol Putnam  Respond to of 62558
 
Do you believe...
>
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> "Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked
> one of his
> employees.
>
> "Yes, sir," the new recruit replied.
>
> "Well, then, that makes everything just fine ..."
> the boss went on.
> "After you left early yesterday to go to your
> grandmother's funeral,
> she stopped in to see you



To: ubet who wrote (9812)5/18/1999 12:58:00 PM
From: The Philosopher  Respond to of 62558
 
How many American does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are plenty of illegal aliens around to do it cheap.


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