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To: Don Pueblo who wrote (9820)	5/18/1999 4:40:00 PM
From: Graham C.	Respond to of 62549

Anyone remember the one about the travellers who arrive at the absolutely remote monastery where they are offered shelter for the night ? They are told that it's their lucky night, because it is the weekly "joke night" at the monastery ... ? If you have, you'll probably know what I mean ... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .................. nine thousand eight hundred (and) twenty !!!

To: Don Pueblo who wrote (9820)	5/19/1999 10:18:00 AM
From: Jay	Respond to of 62549

Take that! A guy walks in a bar with a newt on his shoulder and orders a pint and a half of beer. He proceeds to drink the pint and gives the half to the newt which drinks it thirstily. The bartender watches this with interest. This happens on the next two days when the newt is given whiskey and then rum. On the third occasion, the barman remarks, "I have never seen a pet like that before, it is fantastic. What do you call it?" The customer replies, "I call it TINY." "Oh, why is that?" asks the barman. The reply was, "Because it is my newt!"